ʻO ka hoʻomaka maikaʻi o ka lewa ʻohana, nani loa nā kaikuahine a aia wale nō kahi ʻuhane Kalikimaka i ka lewa. Ua hoʻonohonoho pono ʻia ʻo Grandpa, eia ua wehe ʻia nā kaikamahine, a ke hoʻonohonoho nei ʻo ia i nā mea ma ka papaʻaina. Ua ʻelemakule paha ʻo Pāpā, akā he nui ka pauda i loko o kāna mau pauda. ʻAʻole hiki i kēlā me kēia kanaka ke hoʻokō i ʻelua, akā maʻalahi kēia kanaka a me ke kānalua ʻole. Ua māʻona nā mea a pau i ka hopena i waiho ʻia, me he mea lā ua holo maikaʻi.
He liʻiliʻi nā luna i kēia mau lā, ʻoiai inā manaʻo lākou he hana ʻino lākou. Akā ʻo ia ka mea - he mea hoʻoholo ke kūlana, a inā ʻo ʻoe ka luna, ʻoiaʻiʻo ʻoe e licked kou hoki, ma ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, maoli maoli o ka ʻōlelo. No ka mea kōkua, ʻaʻole wau ʻike i ka mea i loko o ka hana ma ka ʻaoʻao nui, akā ma kahi moe he ʻoihana maoli. ʻAʻole hewa hoʻokahi, ʻo nā mea āpau a me nā mea āpau he 10 mai ka 10!
ʻAe, ʻaʻole ʻo ia i like me ka Moramona, ua maikaʻi loa ʻo ia a nani hoʻi. Akā, nani maoli nā kaikamahine hooker. No kekahi kumu, makemake nui au i ka mea ʻeleʻele, ʻoiai ʻo ia he mea maʻalahi, a ʻoi aku ke kaumaha, e kūʻē i ka hiʻohiʻona o ka blonde. Akā ʻoi aku ʻo ia i ka home. Hiki iā lākou ke launa pū me kēlā Moramona. ʻAe, a maikaʻi loa ʻo ia i ka hopena. ʻO ka Molemona ʻē aʻe, e noho ana ma luna o ka noho e hoʻokano ana i ka manawa holoʻokoʻa, ma kahi o ke komo ʻana, he ʻakaʻaka.
ʻO wai ka makemake e hoʻāʻo e hoʻopaʻa lima iaʻu? E lick au i kou ʻiʻo a me kou hoki inā makemake ʻoe a ʻo ʻoe iaʻu, e pāʻani i ka mana ma luna o ʻoe, e noho wau ma luna o kou ʻāʻī, ma ka ihu, a e hoʻoheheʻe ʻoe i loko o koʻu puʻu a e omo au i kāu dick.