Manaʻo wau ua mamao loa ke kāne mai kahi paionia, hilinaʻi nui ka hoaaloha i ka anus! Manaʻo ia e like me ka nui o ka ʻike a me ka hana maʻamau. Ua hauʻoli paha ʻo ia i kona komo ʻana i kahi anus i hoʻomohala maikaʻi ʻia, ʻaʻole pono ʻo ia e kamaʻilio i kāna hoaaloha i ia mea!
ʻAʻole ʻae kēia Masha i kekahi dick ma mua ona. Ua kū wale ʻo Stepa e noho a hoʻomaha. A hele mai kēlā ʻuhane iā ia. Pehea ʻoe e pale aku ai? ʻO ia ke ʻano o nā kāne - hoʻokuʻu ʻoe i kāu moa e hele i waho no hoʻokahi hola, a ʻike ʻoe, ua wili mua kekahi iā ia i loko o ka asshole. A laila hana ʻo ia e like me ke akahele - ʻaʻole ʻae kona makuahine iā ia, ma hope o ka male ʻana! Pono ʻoe e huki iā lākou i ka pō mua!
ʻO ka hoʻomaka maikaʻi o ka lewa ʻohana, nani loa nā kaikuahine a aia wale nō kahi ʻuhane Kalikimaka i ka lewa. Ua hoʻonohonoho pono ʻia ʻo Grandpa, eia ua wehe ʻia nā kaikamahine, a ke hoʻonohonoho nei ʻo ia i nā mea ma ka papaʻaina. Ua ʻelemakule paha ʻo Pāpā, akā he nui ka pauda i loko o kāna mau pauda. ʻAʻole hiki i kēlā me kēia kanaka ke hoʻokō i ʻelua, akā maʻalahi kēia kanaka a me ke kānalua ʻole. Ua māʻona nā mea a pau i ka hopena i waiho ʻia, me he mea lā ua holo maikaʻi.