He omo nui ʻo ia, akā ʻaʻole ia he uʻi ma ke kino. ʻAʻole paha au e hoʻopaʻa aku iā ia, e ʻai wale au i loko o kona waha. He ʻili ʻo ia, ʻo nā iwi wale nō! A i ʻole e pani pono i kou mau maka, mai hoʻopā iā ia me kou mau lima, a e hoʻokuʻu iā ia e hana i kāna dick ma luna!
Ua kau ka paipu ma luna o ka bix cool. ʻAʻole ʻo ia i komo i lalo o ka lua, ua lawe mua kona makuahine i kona poʻo i loko o kona waha. Akā, i mea e ʻeha ʻole ai kekahi, lawe ʻo ia i kāna kaikamahine. Ke haʻi mai nei kekahi mea iaʻu e hana maikaʻi nā paipu i kēia manawa. Inā lākou, ʻoiaʻiʻo, nānā mau ʻia no nā kumu pale. ʻAe, inā hoʻomaka koke ia e kulu, a laila e ʻoluʻolu e kāhea iā ia - hiki iā ia ke mālama.