Auwe ka makuahine kupanaha, ke keiki laki. ʻO ka ʻohana o kēia wā me ka ʻole o ka paʻakikī, ua lawe ke keiki i ka makuahine mai hope a kau i kona waha ma kāna moa. He ʻakaʻaka ke ʻaneʻane e loaʻa iā lākou ka makuakāne, a ʻo ka makuahine a me ka dick hou e lawe i kona papalina me ka hoʻomaha ʻole.
He mea paʻi kiʻi ʻino, ka paparazzi. Komo mai i loko o ka lanai a kokoke e hoʻokomo i ka lens i loko o ka ʻiʻo o ka moa. A e moe ana ʻo ia ma laila me ka noʻonoʻo ʻana, "No ke aha lā kaʻu kāne ʻaʻole e kamaʻilio? Malia paha he mea hoʻopunipuni. Shit, pono kaua e pani i na paku!